I want to live in Beverly Hills, be an actor, find an affordable place, not live on a street closed to cars..?

Question

Hi! I would like to know where I can easily be an actor, but yet find a cheap and affordable mansion in Beverly Hills?

Also, I want to live in an area of Beverly Hills where they are open to interracial relationships and not live on a street closed to cars!

Also, I want to live in a place in Beverly Hills that's close to gangs where I can meet with them and flash gang signs, but at the same time, I don't want to get shot!

Where is this dream come true at? Thank you!

Answer 1

You, young man, are suffering from Internet Troll Overload. It's a recently-discovered condition which can affect people who frequent websites which draw a lot of repetitive questions from people who can't be troubled to check the "already-been-asked" list. The recommended treatment for this is Captain Morgan and Coke, but other beverages may also prove useful. Research is still ongoing.



By the way, you forgot to ask about getting a work visa to take a gap year from university.



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Answer 2

- You also want it to not be crowded

- Easy/cheap public transaportation that can get you from Beverly Hills to Newport Beach in under 20 minutes.

Answer 3

Golly I don't know of any place that meets the bill. However, there are lots of affordable housing on the water in Mailibu that has agents and everything right next door. Go check it out.

Answer 4

My Magic 8 Ball says "Definitely Yes".



But what will you look like in 20 years?

Answer 5

HA! good luck!

Answer 6

LOL, you pretty well nailed it , DOC......